The List
“Vagina.” Jeff Turkstra….. enough said.
“Get ready so you can whip it out when we get there.” Bill
“That just flew out of your mouth, dude!” Ashley
~ “I can fly that helicopter.”
~ “Really?” Kelly
~ “Yeah, I saw a program about it on the History Channel.” Andy
“Ashley, I can’t get it in the hole!” Kelly
“I need my elbow air.” Ashley
“Oh my God, they have birds in El Paso?!” Ashley making fun of Alex
“Mine was always harder than Ashley’s…” Kelly
“You’re not shiny enough.” Zach
“I tested out of 20 semesters.” Ashley
“Pardon my crotch, Steve.” Jeff
“I got the whole bus excited.” Evan
“Those people that clean their faces with oxiclean, well, I guess it’s
probably not oxiclean, it’s oxi-something.” Andy
~ “Three guys in the desert, what are they doing?” Kelly
~ “They’re fornicating!” Alex
“Hairy feteces and sailors- YAY!” Sarah S.
“Yeah, and we might get a standing ovation… and a coupon!” Steve M
“That’s buried somewhere in my yahoo.” Eric L.
“I tackled you from behind, and you threw me into a wall!” Ashley
“That plane is banking really banked.” Steve M. and Andy
“I feel sticky now.” Kelly
“I had it like 12 times.” Steve N.
“I don’t know whether it would be worth getting all wet.” Kelly
“That’s just how I eat them; I sit down and I don’t stop until they’re
gone.” Ashley
“I think it’s the inner bitchy alto coming out in me.” Ashley
“I climbed a bigger one, like all they way up.” Kelly
“Hey kids, we’re having a naked alto pool party, wanna come? But
only the guys are invited.” Dan D.
“I don’t think I want to be Romanesqued by anyone.” Steve N.
“No booby grabbing in the lobby.” Steve N.
“Fate has mandated that we massage your feet.” Dan D.
“What if we tied you down with fruit loops?” Josh
“She definitely pulled out some really big ones at lunch.” Steve N.
“Jeff, can I sit in your lap? I won’t make it gay or anything…” Dan D
“These are someone else’s pants…” Ben A
“Jeff, your white thing is sticking out.” Michelle
“It was like, oh! I’m constipated!” Shelley
“I only have a few thick rubbers.” Peter
“You have to get your whole arm into it.” Joe K.
“I’ve yelled vagina multiple times.”Jeff Turkstra… Again, enough said.
“I have to have extensive naked time.” Steve N.
“Yeah, sometimes I just sit and scratch for hours, and it doesn’t even
begin to ease the pain…” Dan D
“I’ll show it to you sometime.” Jeff
“I prefer not to watch.” Kelly
“If you’d like to try it, you can come over sometime, and we’ll do it
again.” Dan D
“Is there anything else of mine still in your lap?” Steve N.
“He was riding me on his handle bars.” Steve N.
THE END
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